A mate sent me a CNY SMS greeting as follows:
May u in the year of the ox be spared throdding on cowdung and hit with bull***t and have the wisdom to discern which is which
Thank you… I think.

Decided to celebrate my Big day and early Chinese New Year at a restaurant in Glen Waverly. I heard a lot of good reviews from colleagues and friends about its food so I decided to give it a try. Perhaps those sweet reviews hyped up my good expectations but it turned out to be pretty ordinary. [...]