Last week was my Big Day. My colleagues decided to ask me what plans do I have to celebrate such an important day of the year.
Colleague: So, any plans tonight? Go out dinner with friends? Get yourself pissed?
Me: I think I’ll just stay home and eat cereals for dinner.
Colleague: …
Loved to see the expression of my colleagues when I said that. So priceless.
And yes, I had cereals for dinner that evening.
wat a boring life, duh..