Sometimes I do feel I’m using old, outdated technology tools when I can lie on the bed and work with my tablet. Eventually (and already is) tablets and mobile phones will get more and more powerful than desktops, rendering the latter obsolete in a way.
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I’m still using a grandpa box huh?
A typical feeling that I always get in my organisation
Killing me softly with a pizza
A colleague of mine has a series of allergies; he reacts badly to tomatoes and potatoes. From what I heard should he ingest one of these items, he’ll have rashes or inflammation in his throat or something like that. Probably large quantities would prove fatal. When my office treats us lunches with traces of tomatoes, [...]
Bacon-ing your website
A mate of mine sent me this awesome web trick to play a prank on some poor non-IT souls.
http://bacolicio.us/
By adding a website of your choice at the end of the web address above, you’ll be “superimposing” a bacon image on the chosen website. Of course I picked my employer’s website and sent an email via Outlook, masking the [...]
Crude Joke #2: Durian sweets
I bought some Durian candies last weekend, as part of my twisted plan to enjoy my colleagues’ suffering in my office.
It did pay off.
Two seconds after savouring the yellow candy and out it was spitted into the dustbin. The facial expression turned grostequely and the mind is numbed with question, “What the **** is that”.
Muahaha.
Ransom Note
About a week ago, out of sudden my mate MSN’ed me to discuss something. Let’s call him LazyPrick.
LazyPrick: Hey. You have PayPal account?
Me: Um yeah. Why?
LazyPrick: Can you buy me something from the eBay?
(shows me the eBay link)
Me: I thought you have your own Paypal account?
LazyPrick: I didn’t use it for a long time.
(I ignored him [...]
Kopiko anyone?
(Goodies for everyone!)
Once a while (quite often actually), numerous colleagues will tend to share some finger food or confectionaries with everyone. Leftover Unfinished snacks from the training sessions too will be left in the common kitchen for the staff to “access”. The lady colleagues here especially just can’t resist any tid bits lying around in the office.
In return, [...]
Crude Joke #1 : The Innocent Dish Washing Sponge
It is kind of frustrating when they do not clean up after they use the utensils/items/etc in the common kitchen so I cooked up a crude joke to play on my unsuspecting colleagues in my office.
(Source)
Step 1: Pour hot/boiling water onto the sponge. (It’ll absorb you see).
Step 2: Leave the wet sponge in the basin/sponge [...]
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