I have a colleague that is so cheapskate on buying his own tissues and instead he helps himself one every now and then from my teammate’s tissue box.
You’ll see him strolling happily into our department, greets us, invades to my teammate’s table and grabs a piece of tissue. He’ll blow his nose with a loud “pfffft” and walks away. Sometimes you may [...]

This arvo, there was a power outage in a few buildings, including my office. Big boss has decided to spend us lunch at a pub nearby since we were roaming around freely without anything to do.
I had myself a nice lamb rump and at the end of the lunch, the big boss said if the power [...]

Just wanna let it off for once. Let’s call this lady woman Fatass.
In the office we have a car stacker that holds two cars on each platform and we, at times share the same level. The car stacker is a little space constrained, therefore when two cars are parked side by side, we barely have [...]

My big boss was on a business trip to UK a couple of weeks ago and returned last Friday. For the past two weeks, everyone would be clocking in to work after 9am or later and clock out before 4.30ish (or better still, they’ll be “working from home”).
And behold, today is Monday morning and everyone is at work by 8.30am! [...]

Update: After posted this, I feel much better already. lol
Today I feel a little miserable. When misery comes, it is time to fantasize.

A mate of mine sent me this awesome web trick to play a prank on some poor non-IT souls.
http://bacolicio.us/
By adding a website of your choice at the end of the web address above, you’ll be “superimposing” a bacon image on the chosen website. Of course I picked my employer’s website and sent an email via Outlook, masking the [...]

Everyone is desperate for work opportunity during bad times. We posted an job ad for a graphic designer and we received fifty plus applications overnight. One of them is a window fitter.

Last week was my Big Day. My colleagues decided to ask me what plans do I have to celebrate such an important day of the year.
Colleague: So, any plans tonight? Go out dinner with friends? Get yourself pissed?
Me: I think I’ll just stay home and eat cereals for dinner.
Colleague: …
Loved to see the expression of my [...]

The summer for 2008/2009 kicked in rather late. Today marks one of the super heated days, a 39 degrees and my office air conditioning is down at the wrong time. As a “reward”,  my managing director issued a beach wear for today.

At 1pm sharp, about 75% 85% of the employees in my office has left the office early and it’s not even the last business day!
(-_-)”

Out of the blue, my colleague (or colleagues) decided to stick a few posters of my big boss around the office. From the looks of the poster, it has different close up shots of my estatic, drunken-state, energetic CEO (attending a party, I suspect).
One poster in particular, is stickered on a wall in the men’s room. To be more specific, it is [...]

I bought some Durian candies last weekend, as part of my twisted plan to enjoy my colleagues’ suffering in my office.
It did pay off.
Two seconds after savouring the yellow candy and out it was spitted into the dustbin. The facial expression turned grostequely and the mind is numbed with question, “What the **** is that”.
Muahaha.

The problem with emails is you can’t undo once you’ve sent it. I got this from my office’s receptionist.
Hi All
On Monday at about 3pm, I will be cleaning out the fridges and the cupboard
As usual, everything will be thrown out of the fridge, unless you put a label on your food so I won’t be [...]

The greyish cloudy sky and the welcoming cold marks the arrival of Autumn. Yippie-ho-haa….
It’s a gloomy season and rainy days are not uncommon. At times it pours heavier than any other days and at times, it feels like a mild dose of tropical rain. My colleagues found it so fascinating that they would drop everything they are doing, skip [...]